Bill, Jim, and Scott reserved a suite in the 75th floor of a hotel.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb many stairs to get to their room.
Bill told Jim and Scott that since it was a long way to their room,they could do something interesting to shorten their way.
“I’ll tell jokes for 25 floors, and Jim can sing songs for 25 floors, and Scott can
tell sad stories the rest of the way.”he said.
At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing.
At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.
"I will tell my saddest story first." he said. "I left the room key in the car!!!"
Thank you Hoda, but don't you just copy the story, there are loads of this story on the web, i.e.: check this out: http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=2491 I asked you to write the story yourselves, not copy it :). (Well, I'd call this plagiarism!) Please write it again! Hanieh Akbarimehr
Narcissus
My parents are doctors. After finishing their studies, doctors should work for the government for some months, in a city other than their hometown. When I was one month old they went to the North to finish their course. I was small and somebody had to take care of me while my parents went to work, but we didn’t have anyone. Finally my mom found someone.
Each morning my mom got everything that I would need during the day ready and left me at the woman’s house. One morning my mom was very late so she was doing everything in a hurried way. She got everything ready and took me to the woman’s house like always.
She went to the hospital. When she got out of the car, she realised that she hadn’t changed her pants, but she couldn’t do anything because she was late. She was wearing black and her pants were black also, so she decided not to change her clothes so her pants won’t be shown.
She entered the hospital! One of the nurses came, she said, “Why didn’t you change your clothes?” My mom showed her, her pants and replied,” I was in a hurry and forgot to change my pants!” They laughed a lot but luckily the day passed on! Thank you so much Narcissus :D so very funny, very well-written and easy to follow piece of work! :) well done! Life can get hectic sometimes but it's the joy of it! =)) funny really, thanks! Hanieh Akbarimehr
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?"
The mother replies that when they treked across the desert his toes would help him to stay on top of the soft sand.
"Okay," said the son.
A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"
The mother says that they were there to keep the sand out of his eyes on the trips through the desert,"
"Thanks Mom," replies the son.
After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?"
The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies that they were there to help them store fat for their long treks across the desert, so they could go without water for long periods.
"That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom ..." "Yes son?"
"What good does all that do us here in the San Diego Zoo?"!!!
Thank you Fatemeh, nice joke, but the point is you did the same thing as Hoda!!! I expected you to write something from your memory not something like retelling a joke! There are loads of different versions of this joke on the net, i.e.:
Will you write another funny story please! Thanks! Hanieh Akbarimehr
by:FaBuLoUs
(A sad or funny incident???)(by Hoda-hilarious) Bill, Jim, and Scott reserved a suite in the 75th floor of a hotel. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb many stairs to get to their room. Bill told Jim and Scott that since it was a long way to their room,they could do something interesting to shorten their way. “I’ll tell jokes for 25 floors, and Jim can sing songs for 25 floors, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.”he said. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first." he said. "I left the room key in the car!!!!!!"
by tartan
Once I decided to make joke of one of my friend (s).Sara is the butt of joke who(use and here, no who!) is a type of person who takes joke easily ,but this time i ('i' is always CAPITAL) think my joke was in a poor taste! Last week Sara was sick & she was enabled(enable means possible!!!!) to participate in school classes .she (CAPITAL LETTER!!) asked me if i could write down the notes for her & announced her if s.th (Do not use abbreviations!) special would happen at school so i accepted but my soul-mate told me to tease Sara a little bit so we can have fun!!! unfortunately I accepted.... we were going to have a huge & difficult test of math’s ( You don't need (') !!! )the next day...when I got home Sara called me & asked if the math’s lessons were hard or not & when we are going to take an exam from those lessons .I replied that we were going to have a celebration for sport team at school so you can wear what ever you like instead of uniform & don’t need to bring your books or study!! She said how sad that she hadn’t been able to come again because she still couldn’t recover her illness...but she added that she would do her best to become better & come to the school the following day. the next day she came with an informal T-shirt & jeans & for that she really got punished from school l,,, she was really surprised because she didn’t bring her books & study for the test ...our principal asked her why she was such a stupid student that day & she said that she hadn’t become well yet & she came just for taking the math’s Homework .the principal said what a responsible student she was & let her to(Do not use 'to' let someone do stomething!) OMG How dare you!!!:))!!!) go home & rest ...so she could do the exam next week.. my friends & I were all cracked up (ME TOO =)) !! ) when she was leaving school she called me names & shouted (SPELLING MISTAKE!) the door!!!! she was used to be a good sport but my silly joke ticked her off...I admit that I crossed the line!!! (EXCELLENT ENDING OF THE STORY! SUPERB! LOVED THE WAY YOU TOLD THIS FUNNY STORY!:), thank you!)
Thank you so much, the only person who tried to use the expressions and conjunctions properly! Thanks Tartan, well done! Good job! However, there are some mistakes I have mentioned some of them in parentheses! Thank you:), Hanieh Akbarimehr
tarzaNnNnnnNNnNNNnnN:)
When we were at junior high school, we were more active than now. We had an old vice principal who was really nervous & couldn't see us to be happy. In her point of view, our school was an army and we were like soldiers who had to obey the rules. So, we all wanted to tease her somehow, without being recognized. It was a day in winter and we were all gathered in the biology lab because of getting saved from cold weather, & the vice principal was in the teachers'room. My friend and I were boared and we wanted to have fun. So, we used the " body sceleton" of the lab to scare her. We pushed it into the hallway & as soon as she came out from the room, she faced a moving sceleton in the darkness. She yelled and she was close to be fainted. She yelled :" who did this to me ????" but no one could answer. We were really scared. What could we say??? we really wanted to annoy her!! Thank god no one knew it was our plan. School as a ponishment declared that we all might lose our decipline mark but no one could say anything. School boared did what they had decided but no one ever figured out that it was our plan to have fun. :) :)
Hanieh
Hoda
A sad or funny incident??
Bill, Jim, and Scott reserved a suite in the 75th floor of a hotel.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb many stairs to get to their room.
Bill told Jim and Scott that since it was a long way to their room,they could do something interesting to shorten their way.
“I’ll tell jokes for 25 floors, and Jim can sing songs for 25 floors, and Scott can
tell sad stories the rest of the way.”he said.
At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing.
At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.
"I will tell my saddest story first." he said. "I left the room key in the car!!!"
Thank you Hoda, but don't you just copy the story, there are loads of this story on the web, i.e.: check this out:
http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=2491
I asked you to write the story yourselves, not copy it :). (Well, I'd call this plagiarism!)
Please write it again!
Hanieh Akbarimehr
Narcissus
My parents are doctors. After finishing their studies, doctors should work for the government for some months, in a city other than their hometown. When I was one month old they went to the North to finish their course. I was small and somebody had to take care of me while my parents went to work, but we didn’t have anyone. Finally my mom found someone.
Each morning my mom got everything that I would need during the day ready and left me at the woman’s house. One morning my mom was very late so she was doing everything in a hurried way. She got everything ready and took me to the woman’s house like always.
She went to the hospital. When she got out of the car, she realised that she hadn’t changed her pants, but she couldn’t do anything because she was late. She was wearing black and her pants were black also, so she decided not to change her clothes so her pants won’t be shown.
She entered the hospital! One of the nurses came, she said, “Why didn’t you change your clothes?” My mom showed her, her pants and replied,” I was in a hurry and forgot to change my pants!” They laughed a lot but luckily the day passed on!
Thank you so much Narcissus :D so very funny, very well-written and easy to follow piece of work! :) well done! Life can get hectic sometimes but it's the joy of it! =)) funny really, thanks! Hanieh Akbarimehr
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?"
The mother replies that when they treked across the desert his toes would help him to stay on top of the soft sand.
"Okay," said the son.
A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"
The mother says that they were there to keep the sand out of his eyes on the trips through the desert,"
"Thanks Mom," replies the son.
After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?"
The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies that they were there to help them store fat for their long treks across the desert, so they could go without water for long periods.
"That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom ..." "Yes son?"
"What good does all that do us here in the San Diego Zoo?"!!!
Thank you Fatemeh, nice joke, but the point is you did the same thing as Hoda!!!
I expected you to write something from your memory not something like retelling a joke! There are loads of different versions of this joke on the net, i.e.:
Mother & Baby Camel: Camel Joke at Jokes.Net
Will you write another funny story please!Thanks!
Hanieh Akbarimehr
by:FaBuLoUs
(A sad or funny incident???)(by Hoda-hilarious)
Bill, Jim, and Scott reserved a suite in the 75th floor of a hotel.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb many stairs to get to their room.
Bill told Jim and Scott that since it was a long way to their room,they could do something interesting to shorten their way.
“I’ll tell jokes for 25 floors, and Jim can sing songs for 25 floors, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.”he said.
At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing.
At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.
"I will tell my saddest story first." he said. "I left the room key in the car!!!!!!"
by tartan
Once I decided to make joke of one of my friend (s).Sara is the butt of joke who(use and here, no who!) is a type of person who takes joke easily ,but this time
i ('i' is always CAPITAL) think my joke was in a poor taste!
Last week Sara was sick & she was enabled(enable means possible!!!!) to participate in school classes .she (CAPITAL LETTER!!) asked me if i could write down the notes
for her & announced her if s.th (Do not use abbreviations!) special would happen at school so i accepted but my soul-mate told me to tease Sara a little
bit so we can have fun!!! unfortunately I accepted....
we were going to have a huge & difficult test of math’s ( You don't need (') !!! )the next day...when I got home Sara called me & asked if the math’s lessons were hard or not
& when we are going to take an exam from those lessons .I replied that we were going to have a celebration for sport team at school so you can wear what
ever you like instead of uniform & don’t need to bring your books or study!!
She said how sad that she hadn’t been able to come again because she still couldn’t recover her illness...but she added that she
would do her best to become better & come to the school the following day.
the next day she came with an informal T-shirt & jeans & for that she really got punished from school l,,, she was really surprised because she didn’t bring her books
& study for the test ...our principal asked her why she was such a stupid student that day & she said that she hadn’t become well yet & she came just for taking the math’s
Homework .the principal said what a responsible student she was & let her to(Do not use 'to' let someone do stomething!) OMG How dare you!!!:))!!!) go home & rest ...so she could do the exam next week.. my friends & I were all cracked up (ME TOO =)) !! )
when she was leaving school she called me names & shouted (SPELLING MISTAKE!) the door!!!!
she was used to be a good sport but my silly joke ticked her off...I admit that I crossed the line!!! (EXCELLENT ENDING OF THE STORY! SUPERB! LOVED THE WAY YOU TOLD THIS FUNNY STORY!:), thank you!)
Thank you so much, the only person who tried to use the expressions and conjunctions properly! Thanks Tartan, well done! Good job! However, there are some mistakes I have mentioned some of them in parentheses! Thank you:), Hanieh Akbarimehr
tarzaNnNnnnNNnNNNnnN:)
When we were at junior high school, we were more active than now. We had an old vice principal who was really nervous & couldn't see us to be happy. In her point of view, our school was an army and we were like soldiers who had to obey the rules. So, we all wanted to tease her somehow, without being recognized. It was a day in winter and we were all gathered in the biology lab because of getting saved from cold weather, & the vice principal was in the teachers'room. My friend and I were boared and we wanted to have fun. So, we used the " body sceleton" of the lab to scare her. We pushed it into the hallway & as soon as she came out from the room, she faced a moving sceleton in the darkness. She yelled and she was close to be fainted.She yelled :" who did this to me ????" but no one could answer. We were really scared. What could we say??? we really wanted to annoy her!! Thank god no one knew it was our plan.
School as a ponishment declared that we all might lose our decipline mark but no one could say anything.
School boared did what they had decided but no one ever figured out that it was our plan to have fun. :) :)